It's So Hard to be This Sexy.

Hello, blog followers.

I have a really huge announcement to make!!

I have decided, after a lot of thought, to make a career change.

I am becoming a rainwater model.

I have realized, throughout the last few years, as, over and over again, I find myself trapped in the eye of hurricane without an umbrella, that I really feel the best about my appearance when I look like I fell into a swimming pool with my clothing on. The stringy hair that clings to your face, the rivers of mascara that drip seductively down your cheeks... this is when I feel as though I am putting my best foot forward and saying to the world "HERE I AM. LOOK AT ME."

So, I have decided to launch my modeling career by creating a book entitled "Sexy Woman in the Rain", which will showcase my most attractive moments. Hopefully this will lead to my big break.

Below is a sneak peek of this project. Enjoy!


i like this one because of how my hair falls over my one eye like that.


just a fun thumbs up for having such a good time.


try not to be jealous.


you can tell here that my self-confidence is soaring.


mmmm rain hair.