Operation Goddess.

I was recently inspired by hearing a story from my friend. She informed me that a mutual friend of ours was attempting to lose weight. This particular friend looks great already...but when questioned as to why he is currently doing this, he responded with "because I want to look like a god."

I completely approve of this reasoning and have decided that I would like to be a goddess myself.
So I have turned it into a little project.

OPERATION GODDESS.


"I'm your Venus, I'm your fiiire..."



My friend Celeste is being a goddess with me. :) If she decides to blog about it, I'll put the link to hers HERE. :)


After drinking hot chocolate and eating a brownie in my Spanish class this evening, I made the decision to eat healthfully for the rest of the day/as long as I can keep this up.

This meant eating a bowl of olives and various assorted beans for dinner and stealing an apple and 3 oranges from dhall. (I was going to take two, but had to go back and get a third so that I could juggle them.)



I have decided to start eating gross things like fruit. and vegetables. and not eating desert. I don't know how long this will last.

Of course, I could not simply decide to turn myself into a goddess by merely changing my eating habits. That's incredibly boring. So...WAL-MART TRIP!!!



Celeste and I headed to Wal-Mart and I purchased these things:
1. Self-Tanning Lotion.
2. Sun In.
3. Nail Clippers (just because I needed them).
4. Nail Decals (what is a goddess without obnoxious teeny-bopper flowers on her nails!?)

SELF-TANNING LOTION:
- I will take this week to see how tan I can get. Literally. I also did not purchase the "Light/Medium" shade like an intelligent person might. I bought "Deep Dark Color". On purpose. Watch out.
- Why not just go spray-tanning? I'll tell you:
* Spray tanning is too easy. I like to do things the difficult, time-consuming way.
* It costs less and I have too many parking tickets to pay.
* Spray tans are for biddies, tanning lotion is for goddesses.


NAIL DECALS:
- They're so fun.
- I'm too lazy to actually exert effort to make my nails look nice... so instead I will slap colorful stickers on them and call it a day.

SUN IN:
- I was once told never to use this. This is exactly why I have purchased it. (Also, I want blonder hair.) I'm excited.

So, in essence, I have decided to have fun with this and attempt to goddess-ify myself by using all of the products that no one should ever purchase.

And so it begins...